Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Glossy

Make your body pleasing to the eye
Camouflage those flabby arms you hate
Never let the others see you cry

How to land that very special guy
Ladies, don’t be slutty on a date!
Make your body pleasing to the eye

Learn a bedroom trick to make him sigh
Have a kid before you’re twenty-eight
Never let the others see you cry

Bake your man the perfect apple pie
Drop those extra pounds of baby weight
Make your body pleasing to the eye

Carve a space through pubic bone and thigh
Leave three bites of food on every plate
Never let the others see you cry

Try and try and try and try and try
Learn to love the modern woman’s fate
Make your body pleasing to the eye
Never let the others see you cry